Thought 82
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht. The Pope
accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off,
right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just
floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go
get it, when Trump waved them off saying, "Never mind, boys, I'll get
it."
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!" |